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The Detoxify Mega Clean is one product that you won’t lack in most online and physical drug stores that sell detoxification kits.
This kit works with urine tests for weed- and similar to other products of its kind, it claims to detoxify your urine temporarily to allow you to collect clean urine to pass the test.
How does it work
The Detoxify Mega Clean is a little bit different from other detoxification products that we’ve reviewed here including the Stuff Detox and the Detoxify Ready Clean.
Most detoxification products are loaded with diuretics and work by flushing THC toxins from the urinary tract momentarily.
The Mega Clean, however, claims to work in 2 ways. First, it prevents your body from releasing THC metabolites into the urine. Secondly, this detoxification product has ingredients that work by masking any remaining drug toxins already in the urine thereby making it hard for drug tests to detect them.
The manufacturer also claims that won’t show up in the urine tests. So, there’s no risk of being busted for trying to cheat the test.
Similar to other detoxification products, the Detoxify Mega Clean offers you a 3-5-hour window to collect clean urine for the test.
Keep in mind that this product has several user limitations. This is expected of many detoxification kits, though.
The manufacturer states the Detoxify Mega Clean is meant for heavy smokers. By heavy, this product is marketed to smokers who have a higher body mass (weighing over 230 pounds) and with a higher THC concentration level due to smoking several joints each day.
Proprietary Herbs Blend
- Ginseng- protects the kidneys from damage
- Uva Ursi – also known as bearberry, Uva Ursi increases the flow of blood through the kidneys thereby increasing the rate at which impurities are filtered out
- Dandelion – dandelion root extract helps in regulating hormones that facilitate the removal of toxins through urine, bile, and sweat. In addition, recent studies show that dandelion has diuretic properties and also helps in detoxifying the liver
- Nettle – this is a natural diuretic that ensures a smooth flow of liquids in the kidneys and bladder. Experts also say that it helps in flushing out toxins including drug metabolites from the urinary tract
- Milk Thistle – it has a compound called Silybin that helps in detoxifying the liver and promoting its general health
- Hawthorne Berry- these berries have loads of phytonutrients that boost in weight loss. Being able to shed off those extra fat pounds make it easy to release stored THC for excretion.
- Fruit Fiber – it generally traps a portion of the THC metabolites that gets in the gastrointestinal tract through bile and as a result of the enterohepatic recirculation.
- Stevia – it is mostly used for its diuretic properties that allow the body to expel more water and electrolytes through urine. It is also used as a sweetening agent
- Mullein – the leaves of the mullein are commonly used in decongesting and detoxifying the lungs by expelling by loosening the mucous clinging on its walls for it to be coughed up.
- Taurine – It protects liver cells from damage and also creates a favorable environment for their recovery. Taurine also protects the kidneys from interrupted blood supply as well as oxidative damage.
- Devil’s Claw – It’s famous for cleansing the liver and kidneys
- Vitamin A
- Vitamin D
- Vitamin B6
- Vitamin B12
- Creatine Monohydrate
Step 1: Abstain for at least 48 hours to the test
The first step involves abstaining from weed for at least 48 hours to allow the body to remove most THC metabolites lurking in your urinary tract.
Step 2: Do a Pre-Cleanse
24 hours to the test, pre-cleanse to force out more toxins from your system. This you’ll do by ingesting a pill from the Pre-Cleanse supplement packet (6 capsules). The pills should be taken 1 every 4 hours.
Step 3: Take the cleansing drink
On the day of the test, shake the Detoxify Mega Clean drink thoroughly and drink the entire thing. Wait for 15-20 minutes and refill the bottle and gulp that too.
Note that the detoxification effects of this drink hold for 3-5 hours. Therefore, the manufacturer recommends planning your time well to ensure that you collect the urine when it’s clean.
About the Manufacturer
The Mega Clean is the work of Detoxify LLC- a detox company that claims to have existed for the last 20 years and sold 20 million detoxification products. This manufacturer also has other detoxification products including the Detoxify Ready Clean.
I’m writing this review because I want anyone else who might be in trouble to benefit. I’m 270 pounds and I really love bong. I do at least 3 sticks every day. I bought this detox kit 2 days to the test and followed the instructions. Although I didn’t have enough time for a thorough pre-cleanse, I passed 2 tests at home and went ahead to pass the real thing.
I read several online reviews before going for this detox product. I’m glad I did. It does not have a weird taste that other products have although I struggled to keep all the liquids in my stomach. I submitted the urine sample 3 hours after drinking the juice and passed. I weigh 180 pounds and a moderate smoker.
My buddy recommended this kit but I couldn’t buy it at the price it was sold at. I searched for it on Amazon and I can’t believe that it costs half the price. And it still works as expected.
Look elsewhere. I was lured to buy this detox kit by the numerous positive reviews online. I followed the instructions faithfully and actually had 3 full days to precleanse. But I still failed the test. Honestly, this is a NO if you have a job riding on it.
Bought this for my brother and he failed despite all the positive reviews and the high price tag. I would not recommend it especially if you are a heavy smoker