Guaranteed Ways to Clean Out Your System and Pass a Drug Test in 24 Hours

Below you will find safe and legal recommendations that will help you to pass urine drug test with flying colors.

We will be talking about marijuana(weed\THC) in this article, but the methods work for any drug: cannabis, cocaine, crack, opiates, methamphetamine.

Types of tests our recommendations will work with: pre-employment, random, military, probation, parole, DOT and non-DOT tests.

What You Will Learn

  • What are the most effective homemade remedies to a drug test naturally
  • What remedies are the urban legends and will make you fail

How the drug test will be conducted

You will have to submit a sample. The lab technician will check your sample for the right temperature and color. After that, he will seal your sample and send it to the lab.

The lab will check it for the specific gravity, creatinine levels. If these parameters are ok, the lab will check the sample for the concentration of the metabolites using an immunoassay drug test.

If it shows positive – the sample will be tested using confirmatory gas chromatography test that is much more precise.

So you need to pass the immunoassay test, to avoid the confirmatory drug test. To do this, you need to lower the concentration of drug metabolites in the urine below the cutoff level.

It’s usually 50ng/ml for THC(marijuana). You also need to have creatinine levels and specific gravity within the normal range.

How can you do that?

4 ways to pass a drug test

Flushing – when you temporary flush marijuana metabolites out of your bladder.

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These methods use large amounts of water and diuretics to make you urinate frequently and thus flush the THC metabolites from the bladder.

The concentration of THC metabolites will reduce temporarily.

You will need to take vitamins and electrolytes to keep the color, creatinine levels, and specific gravity within the normal range.

Best for: People who don’t want to stop smoking for a long time, who don’t have much time before the drug test, who have to pass a supervised drug test

Substituting urine sample – when you submit a clean urine sample instead of yours.

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Substituting the sample with the synthetic urine or someone’s else urine, you will have a sample that is 100% clean from any THC metabolites.

This method requires additional devices like hand warmers to keep the sample temperature normal. And, probably, a whizzinator.

Also, this method is not legal.

Best for: People who have no other options for some reason. This method is not legal, and we don’t recommend it.

Detoxification – when you permanently remove THC metabolites.

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Using this method, you will remove THC from the body, and thus reduce the concentration of the metabolites in the urine.

You will be clean permanently until you use marijuana again.

This method requires following the proper diet regimen and exercising regularly for several weeks. Or using additional supplements that will help you to detox.

Best for:  People who want to remove THC metabolites permanently from their system and have at least one week before the test.

Adding something to the urine

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This method requires you to add adulterants(like zinc bleach, eye drops, vinegar) to the urine sample, so they will interfere with the drug test and produce the false negative.

This method worked 20-30 years ago, but modern drug tests can detect adulterants, and the lab will reject your sample.

Best for: no one. This method is not working anymore.

Flushing methods

Dilution + aspirin

The easiest and cheapest way of beating a drug test. It involves drinking a lot of water in a bid to take the concentration of THC metabolites in your urine below the detectable levels.

What’s so good about this method is that you can use it as a same-day solution. And this means that you can toke late into the night and still pass the test the following day.

However, this method is a complex process, and it is easy to fail.

You will need

Electrolyte powder or drink: This supplement consists of sodium and magnesium. It keeps your urine’s specific gravity level in check.

Creatine ethyl ester supplement: This helps raise the creatinine levels above the cutoff mark, especially if you are struggling with lower levels of this urine component.

Vitamin B supplement: This gives urine its natural color.

Aspirin: Its metabolites are known to cause false-negative results in the immunoassay drug tests (link here).


  1. Take the 10 grams of creatine ethyl supplement 3 hours before the test.
  2. Take 200 milligrams of vitamin B 3 hours before the test.
  3. Drink 1000 milliliters of electrolyte solution every hour for three hours before the test.
  4. Take two aspirin tablets four to six hours before the test.
  5. Take a home urine test before you go to the test center.

Flushing with Fast Marijuana Detox Kit

Fast marijuana detox kit success rate

Fast Marijuana Detox Kit

This kit already has all the required ingredients in the right proportions to pass the drug test with flying colors.

It starts to work in just 90 minutes and gives you a 5-hour window to pass the test.

This kit is legal and not detectable by the labs.

There are no side effects, but it is advised that pregnant or breastfeeding women and people with gallbladder and kidney problems should not use the product.

If you still want proof, there are plenty of excellent reviews you can read from customers who had tried the product and had success with it.


  1. Drink 20 ounces of water 2 hours before the test.
  2. Wait 20 minutes and then drink the entire bottle of QCarbo Plus with all 5 Super Boost Tabs.
  3. Refill the empty QCarbo Plus bottle with water, wait 20 more minutes, and drink again.
  4. Urinate two times and then use the included self-test kit. If results are as desired, submit your test sample as soon as possible if results are failing to proceed to step 5.
  5. Chew the QClean tablet with 32 ounces of water. Wait an additional hour, and be sure to urinate several times before going to your test.

Urine substitution

Synthetic Urine

Synthetic urine is just as the name states, its fake pee that people can use to pass a drug test.

It smells the same, the color is the same, and it includes the same ingredients such as creatinine, metabolites, uric acid, and urea.


Synthetic urine comes as a powder that you will have to turn into a mixture; here are the instructions.

  • Mix the powder with water.
  • Use the equipment provided to get it to the right temperature.
  • Place it into a heating pad.
  • If you need to hide it – do so.
  • Bring at least 30ml to the test center.

The biggest challenge is getting it into the test center and into the bathroom where you will take the test, here are some suggestions.

  • Wear a pocket belt around your waist and slot the container into the pocket.
  • Tape the container to the inside of your thigh.
  • Women can insert the container into their vagina.
  • Use a fake penis.

Someone else’s pee

As disgusting as it sounds, one of the easiest ways to pass a urine drug test is to use someone else’s.

The person you choose should be a non-drug taker, or it will defeat the purpose. You can use the male or female urine – the labs will not detect the difference.

Please note, this can be difficult to do if you need to pass a supervised test.


You need to collect clean urine in a squirty bottle so that it sounds like you are peeing when you are in the toilet.

Since the urine has to be a specific temperature, you can’t do this the night before and carry it to the test center.

Ask your friend to come with you and get them to pee into the bottle just before you go in.

Keep the pee warm enough by resting it on the heating pad.

Put the bottle inside your underpants near your genital region. To use it, follow the same procedure as the synthetic urine.

You can collect and store your urine and use it on the day of the test. Here’s the guide on how to store it: How to store urine for a drug test.


THC, the main component of marijuana, is highly fat-soluble. This means that it gets trapped in the fat cells.

Then it is released into the blood and taken into the liver for metabolism.

After that, it goes into the kidneys for excretion through urine at a constant rate over time.

Detoxification involves getting rid of the THC stored in the body fat.

People take a different amount of time to detox naturally, ranging from a few weeks to several months. The time required depends on how long an individual has been taking marijuana (and how much) and their weight.

People with fast metabolism, low BMI, and lower water retention will be able to eliminate the THC in their body much faster.

You can use this calculator to understand your chances to pass.

Natural detoxification is more or less a fat loss program, and you’ll need to follow a proper diet and exercise regularly.


The following instructions are simplified. You can read the complete guide on natural detoxification here:

Drink at least 2 liters of water. Water works as a natural appetite suppressant thereby making the body metabolize fat.

Eat leafy greens. Substituting high-calorie ingredients with fruits and vegetables adds volume to your dishes without adding lots of calories.

Lemon juice added to warm water promotes quick weight loss by improving digestion and boosting the rate of metabolism.

Say no to junk food and red meat. Junk food is often packed with loads of calories. These excess sugars and fats add to your fat layers, thereby increasing the storage surface for THC.

Eat healthy fiber. Fiber acts as a natural suppressant by reducing appetite. Healthy high-fiber foods include legumes such as black beans and kidney beans, nuts such as peanuts and almonds, bread such as rye and wheat bread, and fruits such as mangoes, pears, apples, and berries.

Exercise. If you have more than a couple of days before you need to test, getting a good workout can help to rid your body of toxins. Just about any workout is beneficial, but cardiovascular exercise is preferred.

Here’s the detailed guide on detoxification: How to Get Weed Out of Your System

Detoxification with the Premium 7 Day Detox Kit

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Premium 7 day detox kit

This detox kit helps to eliminate drugs from the body permanently. You will need seven days before the test to complete the detox.

The manufacturers are so confident about its effectiveness that they offer a 100 percent money-back guarantee if it doesn’t work for you.

The kit is safe for the majority of people, there have been no reported side effects. However, if you are pregnant or breastfeeding, consult your doctor before starting the detox.

Another major benefit is that the product is made from natural ingredients which means it can’t be detected in a drug test. The product is also legal.


If you are looking for a cheap way to pass and you are ready for some difficulties – use “dilution + aspirin” method.

If you are sure that you can keep the temperature of the fake urine within the normal range and the test is not observed – use synthetic urine.

If you need the urgent and hassle-free method – use the Fast Marijuana Detox Kit.

In case you want to get clean from marijuana permanently, you need the detoxification method.

How to Increase Your Chances of Passing a Urine Drug Test

  • Take the test in the afternoon: If you can choose what time you take your test, make sure you take it in the afternoon instead of first thing in the morning. This will ensure that your urine is not as concentrated.
  • Use a home testing kit: Home testing kits are relatively accurate, if you take a test before the real thing and you pass, you are not going to be so nervous when it comes to the actual test.
  • Keep going to the toilet: You want to dilute your urine as much as possible, but don’t go over the top with this, or it could raise suspicions. Drink a lot of water so that you keep going to the toilet.
  • Calm down: Take a few deep breaths before you go into the test center if you appear nervous, it is going to set alarm bells ringing. The technicians might be all nice and smiley, but they have been trained to look for suspicious behavior.
  • Don’t smoke or drink: You don’t want anything to ruin your chances on the day of the test, so no matter how nervous you feel, don’t smoke or drink.
  • Don’t take any vitamins or medications: Unless you are on medication prescribed by your doctor. To be on the safe side, take your prescription medication with you to the test center, but don’t let them know unless they ask.
  • Avoid toxins: Stay away from anywhere that will expose you to toxins for 48 hours, you don’t want anything to ruin your chances of passing the test.
  • Eat a clean diet: One week before your test, refrain from eating junk and greasy foods. Stick to healthy foods such as vegetables, fruit, and whole-wheat products.
  • Don’t eat a lot: On the day of the test have a small meal beforehand.
  • Increase your water intake: The longer you can do this, the better, but for at least two days, drink four 16-ounce glasses of water per day. Water helps to detoxify the body, don’t drink it all in one sitting, sip it throughout the day.
  • Speed up your metabolism: You can speed up your metabolism by exercising, a leisurely walk isn’t going to do the trick, you need to get your heart rate going. Start exercising a week before the test and stop a day before.

Home Remedies That Will Not Work

So here are some of the most popular urban legends that will make you fail a drugs test instead of passing it:


It is essential to mention that niacin is so toxic that hundreds of people end up in hospital after taking it in hopes of passing a drug test.

One of the most common theory is that it helps to remove THC from fat cells through the process of vasodilation.

However, there is no scientific evidence to verify this claim.

Certo (Sure-Jell) Fruit Pectin

People believe that Certo, which is a type of fruit pectin, covers the lining of the bladder and stomach to prevent THC from being released into the urine.

It gives you a short amount of time to take a test without drugs being detected in your system.

Many users reported the method worked for them, but many people said that it didn’t.

Another problem is that there it is not known how much fiber is present in Certo, this means that there is no way to determine how much you need to take for it to work.

There is no scientific evidence to support the claim that Certo will help you pass a drug test.

Cranberry juice

Cranberry juice makes you pee; it contains pectin, niacin, zinc, and salicylic acid, which help in passing drug tests.

May I add that this is true for salicylic acid and not the rest.

One of the problems with this theory we don’t know how much salicylic acid is in cranberry juice and to pass a drug test, you will need to consume a specific amount.

But cranberry juice helps with natural detoxification.

Apple cider vinegar

Yes, apple cider vinegar is a natural detoxing agent; but it certainly won’t help you to pass a drug test when used as a same-day solution.

For the apple cider vinegar method to work, it takes up to 8 weeks to boost fat metabolism and activate the detox process.

So, unless you are going to stop smoking for eight weeks, this is not a reliable method to help you pass a drug test.

Azo pills

Azo products are used to treat urinary tract infections; they are available in capsule or juice form.

The active ingredient is cranberry, which is one of the reasons why people assume it can help you to pass a drug test.

There is no scientific evidence to support the claim that Azo products will help you pass a drug test.

One of the side effects of taking azo pills is that it turns the urine into a bright orange color.

Since this is not the natural color of urine, and the technicians are aware of this, you will fail the test whether drugs are present in your system or not.

Baking soda

Some believe that baking soda causes the stomach to absorb drug metabolites, which results in vomiting.

This is how the toxins from the drugs are released from the body. It also alters the pH levels of the urine, which will get you an immediate fail anyway.

Meth users have reported that baking soda has helped them to pass a drug test; however, this is because meth is a base, and THC-COOH is acidic.

Since the content of urine is acidic, there are no problems when it comes to eliminating meth. This is one of the many reasons why baking soda will not help cannabis smokers pass a drug test.

Sweating THC out

Since our body stores THC in fat cells, people believe that they can sweat THC out of their system.

The body indeed removes the toxins through sweat; however, there is no scientific evidence to suggest how much THC is eliminated through sweating.

Detox tea

Green tea is a very healthy drink, and research shows that it detoxifies the body. But it does not rid the body of THC.

The belief is that green tea burns fat cells, which stimulate the release of THC through urine.

There is no scientific evidence to support this claim, and marijuana smokers who have tried this method have reported that it does not work.

Pickle juice

One of the main ingredients in pickle juice is vinegar; the belief is that due to its acidity, pickle juice neutralizes the THC metabolites, so that drug test doesn’t detect it. And that’s not true.

Although you can use vinegar as help during detoxification, it doesn’t work on the same day.;

Potable Aqua

Potable Aqua is a water purifying agent. Some people drink water containing potable aqua to clean the urine of THC.

Another method is to add potable aqua to a gallon of water and pour it into your urine sample.

There is no scientific evidence to verify these methods.

Many people have reported that they failed a drug test as a result of using this method.


Goldenseal is a medicinal herb that can help in treating inflammation, respiratory infections, and digestive disorders.

Some believe that Goldenseal prevents the buildup of THC metabolites in the urinary tract passages, which helps to eliminate them from the body resulting in negative test results.

It is unclear whether you can pass a drug test using Goldenseal.

Eye drops

If you add a few drops of Visine to your urine sample, it will dilute the drug metabolites as well as mask THC metabolites to create a false negative.

Although there is some truth to this method, it is not advisable. By the way, it is essential to mention that you should NEVER TAKE EYE DROPS ORALLY!

If you manage to get away with using this method, there is a possibility that it might reduce the drug metabolites concentration to manipulate the test results.

The bottom line is that even if this does work, being able to put anything into your urine sample, is virtually impossible.


Some believe that two of the main ingredients in Midol, Acetaminophen, and Pyrilamine maleate not only assist in ridding the body of THC metabolites, but it also helps to manipulate the drug test equipment.

There is no scientific evidence to support this claim.


The theory says that zinc attaches itself to the THC metabolites, which creates a large molecule that the kidney is not able to filter, and so instead, it exits the body when you take a dump.

There is no scientific evidence to suggest that zinc attaches itself to THC metabolites, and even if this were the case, it would still be able to pass through the kidneys.

Another myth concerning zinc is that when taken, it hides the THC metabolites so that the test cannot detect them.

The majority of scientific studies into zinc and drug testing have concluded that zinc does not interact with the metabolites. Still, it can play a role in manipulating the actual test.

Factors That Can Affect Test Results

How often do you use drugs: The more you use drugs, either in amount or frequency, the higher the chances of a positive drug test result.

What drugs are you using: The body breaks down certain drugs faster than others, so the type of drugs you take will influence your test results.

The purity of the drug will also determine whether it is detected or not. Some drugs are cut with other products meaning they are not as strong as others.

Total body fat: No matter how little or often you use, fat cells store THC. What this means is the more fat cells you have, the more likely you are to get a positive drug test result.

Health and metabolism: The metabolic process breaks down everything that enters the body. The higher your metabolism, the faster drugs are broken down and eliminated from your system.

This process also depends on gender, genetic makeup, the amount of exercise you do and age. Evidence also suggests that certain foods can alter metabolism and effect whether drugs are detected or not.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can second-hand smoke show up on a drug test?

A study conducted by the Institute of Legal Medicine in Germany found that after placing non-marijuana and marijuana smokers in a well-ventilated space for three hours, there was THC present in blood and urine samples; however, the levels were not high enough to fail a drug test.

What states require drug testing for welfare?

15 states in America require drug testing for people applying for welfare. These regulations apply specifically to those wanting Temporary Assistance for Needy Families.

The laws in each state are different: Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Michigan, Utah, Wisconsin, West Virginia, Tennessee, Oklahoma, Missouri, Mississippi, North Carolina, Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas.

What is a false positive drug test?

Although a rare occurrence, drug tests can produce inaccurate results where prescription or illegal drugs are detected in a urine or blood sample despite the fact that the individual has not taken any drugs.

How accurate are home drug tests?

Home drug tests are fairly accurate, and drugs will show up in results if you have been taking them. If a home test is positive, you are almost certain to get a positive result for a lab test. However, external factors can affect the accuracy of a home drug test. These include:

  • Urine temperature
  • Contaminants in the sample
  • Whether you are on any other medication

What happens if you fail a drug test?

The consequences of a failed drug test will depend on why the test was taken. If you are on probation or parole, and abstaining from drugs is one of the conditions, a failed test could send you back to jail.

If it was for employment purposes, you might get a chance to have a second test after a certain period.

There is also the possibility that you will have to take regular drug tests to remain employed.

Does a failed drug test go on your record?

If you fail a drug test when you are on parole or probation, the test results will be added to your criminal record.

However, if you fail a drug test at work, the results are kept confidential even when your new employer is requesting a reference from your old employer, they can not divulge such information.

How long do drug test results take?

If your drug test results are negative, expect them back within 24-48 hours. Positive results take slightly longer, and you should add three days or more to the 24-48 hours. You will know if you have failed a drug test if you don’t get the results back within 48 hours.

Do they check for nicotine/steroids/HIV?

No, employers use drug tests to determine whether their employees are using illegal drugs.

Can you fail a drug test by touching or smelling weed?

Since smelling or touching weed does not involve inhaling it, you will not fail a drug test.

Can a drug test detect synthetic weed?

The answer to this question is yes and no because sometimes they show up and sometimes they don’t.

The main reason for this is that there are over 140 different types of synthetic weed making it difficult to determine which one will be detected.

How Accurate Are Home Drug Tests Compared To Lab Tests?

The home drug tests are as accurate as the laboratory drug screens are(emit drug tests). Confirmatory GC MS drug tests are more accurate than home drug tests.

How Long Do Drug Test Results Take?

Negative results are usually received within 24 hours; however, a positive screen will require further testing that may take a few days up to one week

Will One Hit Fail A Urine Test?

No. One hit of weed is not enough to fail a urine drug test

How To Pass A Non-DOT Drug Test?

The methods of passing the non-DOT drug tests are the same. Dilution and Aspirin for urine test and Macujo or Jerry J method for a hair drug test

Does Niacin Work For Drug Tests?

No. We busted this myth in another post. Niacin cannot help you to pass, but it can cause damage to your liver. Do not use it.

Does Fake Urine Work?

Yes, using fake urine can help you to pass a drug test, but this is not legal. Use reliable and legal methods described above.

If You Pass A Home Drug Test Will You Pass A Lab Test?

Sure. However, if you need to pass a confirmatory GC MS then using a home drug test is not reliable.

How Long For A Skinny Person To Pass A Drug Test?

It depends on the amount of marijuana consumed and the smoking frequency. If you smoke one in a while, you should be clean in a week

43 thoughts on “Guaranteed Ways to Pass a Drug Test in 24 Hours

  1. Kay says:

    I don’t see any comments on eatables? If I have consumed 17 ml of THC in a week time period can you give me advise to achieve a negative test result?

    • Daniel Miller says:

      Hi Kay.

      The advice is the same. The THC gets in your blood and then is metabolized the same way it is metabolized after smoking. So you can follow the recommendations from this post to achieve a negative result.

  2. Jae says:

    Hi so i have a test this coming 7th and i havent smoked for like 3-5 days. I am skinny and my weight is 127lbs. I use pens and i smoke only during the night and couple hits only. Tried to stop for a while and went back for like 1 month only. Will i able to pass?

    • Daniel Miller says:

      Hi Jae. It looks like you will pass, but the best way is to know is to buy a THC test strip and test yourself at home.

  3. Jisan says:

    I have been taking marijuana from 5 years ago regularly.
    But i have stopped that 2 month ago.
    From that time i didnt take marijuana instead of have taken 2 joint weed in few days ago.
    But my drug test is about to 1 month or 1.5 month later.
    So i want to pass my test by natural process.
    I exercise regularly
    I drink water 3/4 litre regularly
    I dring water of coconut
    And avoiding junk food.

    I am 5.5″ and 68 kg in weight, BMI is 24
    Can i be pass successfully in my drug test which is after 1.5 month?

  4. JJR says:

    Hey guys,
    I wanna get a job on cruise I know I will get a drug test. I have stop smoking for the last 45 days give or take. You think I’ll pass?

    • Daniel Miller says:

      Hi JJR.
      It depends on your weight and the amounts you smoked before stopping, but most likely you’ll pass. Just make sure to test yourself at home before a drug test.

  5. Estelle says:

    Been smoking everyday for the past 35 days, 3-4 spliffs a day. Have a drug test for a life changing job in 4 weeks, what would you recommend I do? I’m 5’5 and 178lbs. Last time I detoxed, I smoked the same amount, but for much longer (over 1 year) it took me about 6 weeks to be clean, this time I don’t have six weeks but I also have only been smoking for a lesser period of time.. please help me!! Thank you

  6. Mariah says:

    Hi, so before this I haven’t smoked in like 3-4 months possibly longer, this past weekend I did smoke. I probably smoked like once a day for those 3 days, just a few hits and I have a drug test some time next week. I already drink a gallon of water a day and I workout every other day. Should I be okay?

    • Daniel Miller says:

      Hi Mariah.
      Yes, most likely you have nothing to worry about. Just make sure to test yourself at home 2 days before the test.

  7. Krissy Kat says:

    Hello Everyone,

    Found this site/article very interesting and insightful. I wanted to share a risky yet successful method/story that a friend and I came up with to pass random urinalysis tests while on parole. Clearly using any sort of drugs is not permitted and is a definite breach that is automatically your ticket back to jail however no one is perfect and s#@t happens 🙂 (I don’t recommend using while on parole period as it is really not worth the risk and it causes major anxiety when trying to navigate a quick fix for random tests).

    Anyway, we (my friend & I) ended up being called in for random urinalysis tests with literally hours to spare and this is what we did! I had a clean, pre-planned, willing donor who was close and available to meet after I got the dreadful call. I went to their house to pick up their specimen approx 3-4 hours before the test. They urinated in a clean plastic drinking container. I then took it home and prepared the specimen for my test. Actually I prepared it approx 1 hour from test time and left it at room temperature prior to preparing. Please note the hours leading up to the test I also prepared myself so that I would be calm and acting cool to alleviate any suspicion from my Parole Officer. So as I was saying an hour before I prepared the sample….WARNING: Some or maybe all of you are going to think number one: this is very gross and number two: risky health wise, etc… Please know I know my donor very, very well and have had intimacy with this person, I was careful and cautious. Sorry I get side tracked lol…..anyhow to prepare I emptied and cleaned one of those small bottles containing 5 hour energy shot (flavor doesn’t matter), I then dried it best I could and put the urine in the small bottle until it was completely full. I then put it in the microwave for 10 second intervals twice to ensure the temperature would be accurate. Next I took aluminum foil (small square) folded the square in half to make it double layered and put that over the opening where the lid would go, I then covered the remaining part of the entire bottle (minus the opening where the foil was) with plastic cling wrap, this was also double layer. I made sure the foil piece was large enough to completely cover the opening and wrap a little bit down the bottle to prevent leaks. As for the plastic wrap I set the bottle in the middle of the square piece I cut and wrapped it around almost like gift wrap around a bottle or similar object and then cut the excess around the opening covering the bottom pieces of foil also ensuring no leaks. I then took 3 small elastics and tightly wrapped them around the opening where the foil and wrap meet making sure they were both very secure and leaking was not an option. Make sure to keep the extra urine until you ensure there are no leaks if you do try this. I then went to the washroom and inserted the bottle base first into my vagina (like a tampon) far enough that it would stay put as it will try and push out if you dont so do those kegels ladies:) and for you gentlemen I apologize that this method would not exactly be helpful for you unless you are willing to do some back end business. Now you all may be thinking that I’m nasty, blah, blah but desperate times call for drastic options. Oh and also please note that I ensured the space where I prepared the bottle was clean as well as my hands and anything touching it to ensure nothing could tamper with it. I used gloves but each to their own.

    So with the specimen being inside me it allows the temperature to hold and be exact. With having said that (my friend had an inconclusive test) making sure the temperature before inserting is warm enough that your body wont have to do it from freezing unless you plan to insert it hours and hours before to ensure it gets to body temperature. With little time you may not even have that option. My friend on 1 of her tests didnt get it warm enough prior due to no time and it was in range but it was very low I think 90F and her PO (different than mine) was very suspicious and questioned her immediately. So be aware of the temperature and what state your sample started at.

    Now for the tricky, stressful part. My PO must witness, meaning she literally stares at me while I pee, during the entire test. Awkward!!! However because we do this in prison regularly you get used to it or not but tolerate it. Anyway after we sign the papers and wash hands its go time. So this is how it’s done…..holding the sample cup in one hand, I first slowly pushed the bottle forward a tiny bit just so that the opening of the bottle was right at my body’s opening (keeping the bottle inside me completely). I then took my pinky finger (on the hand holding the cup) and poked a hole to puncture the foil. It punctures easily and the contents drain right into the test cup fairly quickly. I myself kept conversation going with my PO and shes actually pretty cool so she sang a song and we laughed so it kept suspicion to a minimal and in case of any weird noise such as poking the hole in the foil or when the contents drained they didnt sound exactly like peeing then it’s not noticeable. I myself dont think there was any during my test however my friend said she thought it sounded weird in one of hers. The bottle holds more than enough needed for testing so its perfect and temperature was dead on. Now the bottle wanted to come out right then and started to make it’s way but when I wiped I gave it a little push back inside quick to avoid this smooth sailing process from being a total epic fail. My PO was very satisfied and literally no questions asked. I got my results within the week and they were negative. I will tell you when I was on parole I used this method several times and everytime I passed 🙂 My friend also passed all her tests with this method minus her 1 inconclusive, the only difference is that she used frozen urine and had a supply from her donor instead of getting it same day like myself. How you navigate that with your donor is how you plan accordingly.

    I wanted to share because honestly it’s something I look back at now and think my god we are crazy and make our lives far more complicated than they need to be lol!! I realize this is a long read and post but I thought it was worth the share and may even spark some other unique ideas on how to pass at a moments notice. This method is definitely not for everyone I know but I will honestly say that after my friend and I were successful we shared with other gals on parole throughout our time and it was a real hit….WARNING: (for parole anyway) that you must be very calm and cool, as well as quick and able to navigate with the one hand only. If you start to delay or need the other hand this will obviously sound off the sirens, LITERALLY!! 😉 I know for us these issues cause for a more intrusive method of taking the urine test which would be by either no hand test with a pee hat or a strip search which they take a good look in all your areas ughhhh! I’ve now rambled on and put you all to sleep so I’m done. 🙂 Thanks for reading! Hope it helps or at least made you laugh/smile. Good luck on your tests ladies and gents!!! Can’t say I miss the days I was doing my randoms 😉

  8. Roger says:

    Boss at work is getting suspicious. Might get a random test. Idk.
    -Last smoked weed (1 gram) 3 days ago.
    -Before that, sometimes daily, sometimes I skipped days. 70% of the time, on average.
    -30 years old, 199 lbs, 5’11.
    -I don’t exercise, but I’m fairly active at work.

    I plan staying clean until I get tested, but in the meantime, if I get told to go take a test, I will be driving to another location, and i might have a 2-3 hour window before the test.

    What is my best option to get as clean as possible, as fast as possible?

  9. Roman V says:

    Hi I have a mouth swab in a couple of hours just found out about it. Last time I smoked was 9 hours ago around 3am. My test is 3pm. I’ve been gargling with acv, flossing, brushing with toothpaste and baking soda, Gargling with peroxide and rinsing with water. Do you think I got a chance in hell?

  10. Amber says:

    I haven’t smoked for 2 weeks and have a drug test tomorrow. I don’t have any money to get detox drinks, if I drink a lot of water and pee slot do I have a fighting chance?

    • Daniel Miller says:

      Hi Amber. There’s always a chance:) But it’s better to test yourself at home before the test to be sure

  11. Dave says:

    Hi, I often puff a bowl each and every morning and night, but I haven’t take a toke in the past 2-3 days. I do have an upcoming test this monday the 20th. I’m skinny and my metabolism is pretty fast. What are the chances of me passing or failing the test?

    • Daniel Miller says:

      Hi Dave.

      The bad news is that there’s a little chance you will pass. You are skinny with a fast metabolism and that’s good, but since you are a regular smoker you will still test positive. You can check your chances to pass using this tool:

      The good news is that you have enough time to use Dilution+Aspirin protocol described in this post. I recommend you to do a trial run at home so you will see if the amount of water and supplements you used are enough to pass.

  12. Joseph says:

    Sir Good day to you. I’m still a student going to enroll to a university so like I don’t smoke but my friend let me tried it once. So now like I have a medical test tomorrow. Would it come out after 24 hrs?

  13. Fern says:

    Hi I’m 6’3 about 190 smoked a few times 8 days ago and have a drug test for work on Friday afternoon. Was wondering what my options are to pass test for thc?

  14. Josh says:

    I was just wondering if I put apple cider vinegar in my hair for 4 to 5 days would that detox my hair cause I smoked very little about two months ago but I have a hair test coming up I’m about 200lbs and around 6ft

  15. Johny says:

    Good day to you. I have been smoking very frequently for the past 4 years. About 1 month ago i have stopped smoking totally and was detoxing naturally by drinking water , teas and vegetables. A few days back i had a few puffs. I was wondering if this could be a cause for my urine to show up positive in a drug test which is in a few days time.

    • Daniel Miller says:

      Hi Johny.

      A few puffs several days ago will not show positive in the upcoming drug test most likely. But there’s no guarantee that you removed all the traces left from the past 4 years of frequent smoking. It is better to buy a drug test and test yourself now. If your urine will show positive, you will still have enough time to do something.

  16. Frank says:

    Ok so, just let me start by saying, I have been a chronic puffer for over 30 years.. Avg build, 200lbs & 5’11”. A life altering job was offered to me & had to pass a urine test! I panicked!! I came upon this site! I have to say that at first I was skeptical about any
    cleanse ..

    I proceed to start the 7 day premium detox pills.. I had stop puffing only for a few days.. followed the directions & went on.. about 3 days in & as my test date was getting closer, I again came back to this site & saw the QCarbo32. I bought it. Drank it as per directions. DRANK ALOT OF WATER!!! The next day I got a FirstCheck home test.. believe or not, I had the negative levels that I needed.. but the line was very faint, so I still had a few days left before my test & continued the detox pills.. on the day of my test, I had drank another QCarbo32 (even thought my home test said I was negative, the support desk advised me that the lab test can be more sensitive). I began drinking it @ 5:30am for an 8:00am urine test!!

    Once I was done with the drink & right before I was leaving for the lab, I tested myself one last time! And it was completely negative & with the lines not being so faint!! I don’t normally give a review on any product that I use, however, I felt in this case that the reviews that I had read in the beginning helped me to make the choice of products!!! These products really DO work but just follow the directions , & drink lots & lots of water! I am NOW employed with the company!! Good luck ?

    • Anonymous says:

      Well, the emmit testing that you take at home is a lot more sensitive than the GC MS confirmatory tests. I’ve seen countless times where people fail preliminary emmit tests and pass confirmatory for cutoff levels.

      Emmit is supposed to have about the same cutoff per say ex 300ng/ml but they’re a lot more sensitive they’ll trigger for anything. I’ve seen once a guy admit to smoking the day before then taking the test in rehab next day (stupid cause if hed have done same day hed have been clear) and failed emmit so MRO conducted confirmatory testing and called facility and stated that after long calculations he would have had to state that specimen was clean although in his belief and experience he said he was sure that the guy was exposed to marijuana just could not call it a positive.
      The guy admitted and all staff was surprised. He had smoked a blunt of sour diesel after 1 year of being clean. Its just weed disappears within a day-2 if not used in a chronic matter.

  17. Ellen says:

    My job is starting random testing. I am 5 ft 2 in. 115 lbs and smoke about 14 grams a week. I do drink beer. Maybe 2 to 4 16 oz cans a day. We are not sure if they are sending us to a collection site or walking in with a Walmart test kit. HELP!!!

  18. kipper says:

    Thank for the wealth of info but I did not see what I NEED to know.
    I am in the position of having to pass THC test while leaving the meds I do alone.This is for the doctor (F-in Insurance co.!).They will cut off oxycodone if I use pot and/or I show up w/o prescribed meds in my urine.btw, I put it to the Dr. that THC does not metabolize @ the opioid receptors(the beef being interference w/ pain meds),CBD’s do that.That’s a fact,and since I only smoke @ 100% THC-what gives? Short/long,doesn’t matter! Reality,truth doesn’t matter.This is one for the freedom fighters in court!! (this excludes the non-rich!!)Gosh it’s great to be in a ‘free’ country,no? So, how can I pass the THC w/o dumping the meds? Thanks for the help.

  19. Tina says:

    I’m 5’3” tall and weigh about 114 lbs, I just started smoking regularly but only one small bowl a night before I go to bed, started about 2 months ago, although I had a girls weekend w my sister 2 weeks ago and ate some homemade edibles and did smoke more then usual. I will be able to take a drug test whenever I want to, but it would be best to do it as soon as possible, I eat super healthy and work out for 40 minutes 4-5x a week. I would like to detox naturally or could do the pill if it would speed things up. What do you suggest and would 2-3 weeks give me enough time?

    • Daniel Miller says:

      Hi Tina.

      As you are in good shape and have low body fat, I suggest you stop smoking and detox naturally. Eating healthy, drinking enough water and working out as you do now should be enough for you to detox in 2 weeks. Get test stips in a local store and test yourself 2-3 days before the drug test. If you will be still testing positive, wait one more week or use dilution + aspirin method(I described it in this post) at the day of the test. You can skip using creatine ethyl as it is optional.

      Good luck:)

  20. Bob says:

    Its been 4 days and I haven’t hears back from the lab. Did a saliva test clean 15 hours and peroxide, brush teeth tongue. Listerine both alcohol non alcohol Listerine strips less than 10 min before the test. Moderate to heavy smoker. Is it a possibility I still passed?

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